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Akatsuki Gang Rape!

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Here's a sure-fire way to find Naruto Mary Sues: Just search for "akatsuki new girl."

Rating:  Four Sporks

Sue’s Name: Aiyoku

Fandom: Naruto

Story Title: A Path of Blood

Species: Beautiful Sue (Sueus Beauteous)

Hair: Long, black

Eyes: Purple

Connection to Canon: She's the new girl in Akatsuki!!!11oneLOL!

History: Not mentioned

Possessions: Not mentioned

Comments: In this lovely story, we find out that everyone in Akatsuki is a sex-crazed ball of ninja hormones. Specifically Kisame, who was described as an "extremely horny shark-thing." The story starts out with Aiyoku joining Akatsuki. (By joining, I mean, randomly appearing with no explanation as to how or why she joined.) Then Kisame molests her, and Itachi stops him. Then the rest of Akatsuki rapes her. (Except for Tobi, because he's a good boy.) In the third chapter, or the second real chapter, since the first was an extremely short character profile, she is made into the Leader's little bedroom buddy. And THEEEEEN we find out that Orochimaru wants her as well, even thought he's a flaming homosexual.

“Wow!” said a blue man. He was in boxers and holding a wine glass. He looked to the sky. “Thank-you Lord!” he said.
Dinner!

“I-I’m sorry.” the girl stammered. The man held her wrist.
Apparently, this man is a woman.

“What are you doing here?” he asked.

“The Leader said I could see the other members of the Akatsuki gang.” he responded.
He answered his own question.

“Are you member or something?” he asked. She nodded. “Oh, I’m Kisame. I’m sorry to say that the other members are sleeping.”

“But it’s 2:00.”
Y'know, for S-Ranked ninjas, they sure are lazy.

“I know…” Kisame responded. “What’s your name?”

“My name’s Aiyoku.” she said.

“Passion? I like it! Come in, please!” he said. Aiyoku smiled and stood up. She sat on his blue bed. “Wanna glass of wine?” he asked. Aiyoku shrugged. Kisame handed her a glass with his painted finger nails. “Why don’t you have the uniform?” he asked.

“I don’t.” she said.
No, she doesn't. But WHY?

Kisame shrugged. Aiyoku put the glass down and lay on his bed. “I’m so tired…” Kisame smiled evilly. He jumped on her, making he squeal. “YOU PERVERT!”
Oh please, she practically begged him to jump her.

“Why, thank-you.” he said. He pressed his blue lips to her lips. His hand stared to unbutton the skirt she had on. Aiyoku struggled, but couldn’t get free.

“Kisame! Down!” yelled a voice. Kisame turned.
Kisame, sit!

“Itachi-kun!” he said. “I…um…well…he, he?”

“Kisame! Get off of her, yeah!”

“Kisame, you pervert.”

“Kisame-san! Tobi thinks you got a new sex slave!” An anime vein appeared on Aiyoku’s head.
Kisame wants his characterization back.

“WHAT THE FUCK?!” she yelled. Kisame jumped back in fear. A guy with a lollipop like head cowered in fear behind a man with blonde hair.

“T-Tobi just thought that! Tobi’s a good boy!” Aiyoku cracked her knuckles.
Tobi is just a plot device.

“I don’t care if you rule the universe, WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT ME BEING KISAME’S SEX SLAVE?!?!?!” she yelled.

“Nothing…” he whimpered.

“That’s what I thought.” she said, buttoning up her skirt and giving Kisame an evil look. “You’re next…” she muttered.

“Sorry about Tobi, yeah. He’s annoying. My name’s Deidara, yeah.” said the blonde.

“I’m Sasori.” a red haired boy added.

“I’m Tobi! Tobi’ a good boy…” said the lollipop guy.

“And I’m Itachi…Uchia Itachi.” said the red eyed man. “I see Kisame grabbed you before we could warn you. Kisame is an extremely horny shark-thing.” he spoke. Kisame got an anime vein but didn’t do anything.

“My name is Aiyoku. Any of you try to rape me; I will kill you slowly in your sleep.”
I AM SUE! HEAR ME ROAR! >:(

They all gulped, except for Itachi. Three more men walked in. One had a giant plant on his head, another with a cross in his hand, and the last one was counting money.

“901…902…903…” he was counting. Aiyoku arched an eyebrow. The man with the cross took notice."
Hidan doesn't have a cross, he has a triangle.

“His name is Kauzu. Pardon, he’s very greedy. My name is Hidan.”
Well, at least Kakuzu got out safely.

“I’m Zetsu.” said the plant man.

“So…” Aiyoku said. “What’s ta do for fun around here?” Everyone smiled evilly. “Oh crap…” The boys jumped on her, smothering her to the ground. Aiyoku felt a hand hit her hard on the head, and she fainted.
Don't worry, getting raped is just a part of the initiation.


Comments

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jade_wynds
Mar. 6th, 2009 02:35 am (UTC)
Oh dear. This was a most unfortunate Sue. Also, when will people realize that purple isn't an eye colour? Also, there's a comm I just found that's right up your alley (community.livejournal.com/marysues). Have fun!
tehredbutterfly
Apr. 20th, 2009 04:56 am (UTC)
Because purple is special, remember? It makes Sues unique from those...normal..people. XD They're contacts, I just know it.
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